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In a stunning public development, male researchers have announced that macaque monkeys “pay” for sex. Ah, many of you are thinking, this ought to be interesting. You can imagine the questions: Do boy and girl monkeys pay the same way, in the same amounts? Do these monkeys pay for sex with gourds, or berries, or […] Here we have it–the first detailed, performance-enhancing medical video of 2008! Why Don’t We Do It In Our Sleeves? is a new, raunchy approach to which of the following: 1) Sex guidelines for people who have a deep-seated fear of looking silly because they aren’t sure what to do with their arms (humerophobia). 2) A […] It is with a heavy and broken heart (yes, both—imagine a massive boulder, pounded into bits of sand, then put in very large plastic bags and doused with water, rendering the bag so heavy that if you try to lift one, the plastic just stretches and tears—that heavy), that I am forced to concede, […] There are momentous turning points in every human life. The day you meet your one true love. The day you see the miracle of new life brought into the world as a physical manifestation of your love (or, conversely, if you’re a woman, the day you push a human out an orifice). For Doc Gurley, […] That’s right, hands where we can see them. Nice and slow. Step away from the idea. Whether it’s our habits, our health, or our relationships, we all want to heal something. What could be more tempting than a day where the world, all together, says “ready, steady, go!” and we charge en masse to our […] As we head into the last days of the holiday season, some people are feeling just a wee bit overloaded. Here’s a Doc Gurley questionnaire to help you decide if you too might be fraying at the edges: Check which of these situations applies to you: 1) When another pedestrian wanders into the crosswalk just […] |
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