This Is Not The Time To Suck It Up

[UPDATE – Angry? Frustrated? Read the Doc Gurley post https://docgurley.com/2008/05/30/im-not-going-to-suck-it-up/ for information on how you can make a difference. ]

Are you inhaling a low-flow toilet? Have you been Blackwatered by the FDA?

If the answer to both those questions is no, well, prepare yourself—you will be soon. For […]

Doc Gurley International

A Doc Gurley letter got paraphrased in the Daily Mail of London about the most recent bogus award recipient–check it out.

Hairy Balls of Death (coming to a theatre near you!)

There is a great article in this week’s New York Times by Tara Parker-Pope that says, basically, you are more likely to die from a coconut falling on your head (by a wide margin) than you are to die of a shark attack. The article lists the general risk of death from a variety […]

International BOGUS

There was alarmist news in the Daily Mail this weekend. Specifically, that the human race would split into two distinct species within the next 3,000 years, a prediction by “evolutionary theorist Oliver Curry from the London School of Economics, who says that the human race will have reached its physical peak by […]

Doc Gurley Claims Medical Ground!

Hey, I had an article published in Salon, titled “Honey, I Shrunk My Breasts.” It’s about the fallacy of doctors claiming diseases–and I claimed one all for myself. Check it out.

Doc Gurley’s Subtle Signs of Maternal Stress

You Know That Mothers with Babies are Stressed Out If–

1) She smells of Eau de Week-Old Spit-up with just a small, insouciant hint of B.O.

2) She has tremors that could put a withdrawing alcoholic to shame, due to the eight daily espresso shots she’s using to compensate for twelve weeks […]